Charlie Sheen's Guide to Winning

by Regis Schratz

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[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am E ]
Everybody, gather round,
To hear the most victorious sound,
It's the best advice you'll ever hear,
so let it resonate in your ear.

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am, E, Am, E, C, Cm, Am, E, Am, E ]

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am E ]
Let Charlie's brilliance rain on down.
Maybe you'll get to polish his crown.
You wanna know the only thing you'll ever need?
Just follow Charlie Sheen's tips and you'll succeed.

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am, E, Am, E, C, Cm, Am, E, Am, E ]

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am E ]
No, he ain't bipolar,
but he's totally biwinning.
You may think he's reached his peak,
but this is only the beginning.
No one knows just quite how,
to deal with this awesome force,
but now he knows how to handle fame.
This is his training course.

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am, E, Am, E, C, Cm, Am, E, Am, E ]

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am E ]
Let Charlie's reign last forever.
The quintessential man is ever-clever.
You wanna know the only thing you'll ever need?
Just take a snort of Charlie Sheen and you'll succeed.

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am, E, Am, E, C, Cm, Am, E, Am, E ]

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am E ]
"It's perfect. It's awesome.
Every day's just filled with wins."
Charlie's "Goddesses" are,
making your head spin.
"Dad kept us out of school,
but school comes and goes.
Family is forever."
There's no end to what this man knows.

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am, E, Am, E, C, Cm, Am, E, Am, E ]

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am E ]
Let Charlie Sheen into your heart,
It's easier than picking up chicks at Walmart.
You wanna know the only thing you'll ever need?
Let Charlie Sheen inside you and you'll succeed.

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am, E, Am, E, C, Cm, Am, E, Am, E ]

[Guitar Chords: (Capo on 4th fret)
Am E ]
Now Charlie's in the record book,
just where he belongs.
He couldn't feel higher,
with 99 bongs.
(Which I think he has a lot of experience with.)
His haters will beg him,
to forfeit his throne,
but Charlie knows,
what's mostly unknown.
He advises to,
these oblivious sinners,
"Put down your swords,
and join the winners."
There's no end,
to this man's wisdom.
Now you must realize,
the world's his kingdom.

the world's his kingdom.

Charlie Sheen!

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released March 8, 2011
Guitar, Regis Schratz
Vocals, Regis Schratz

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